Lyrics

She's hotter than a dashboard in Tucson
Sweeter than cherry pie
Well, she's hotter than a dashboard in Tucson
Sweeter than cherry pie
But she'll leave you colder than an outhouse in Buffalo
If you don't treat her right

She’ll love you like jelly loves donuts
Go with you like chicken and rice
Well, she’ll love you like jelly loves donuts
Go with you like chicken and rice
But you’re gonna be buttering your own bread
If you don’t treat her right

Treat her right
Yeah, you better treat her right
Don’t be a fool; you better treat that girl right, yeah
If you want to go on living the good life
You better treat her right

Your life might be as smooth as satin pj’s
Cozy as a summer night
Well, your life might be as smooth as satin pj’s
Cozy as a summer night
But it’ll be rough as sandpaper underwear
If you don’t treat her right

Treat her right
Yeah, you better treat her right
Don’t be a fool; you better treat that girl right
If you want to go on living the good life
You better treat her right